Kristi Noem Got Robbed, Along With $3,000, Her Passport, and DHS Credentials
When the Homeland Security secretary can’t secure her own bag, we’ve got a problem.
If your 2025 bingo card included “Homeland Security secretary loses everything at a Capital Burger”…go ahead and mark it.
Over Easter weekend, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem had her bag stolen while dining at a downtown D.C. restaurant. Not just a makeup pouch or a wallet—her entire bag. According to a law enforcement source, the thief got away with her drive…